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Week 2 Playoffs

615 M1              RPA vs 1000 Islands

                             Ref: Charlie

                             Lines: Rep from Soccer Den (Gerry?) & Rep from Gabriel Pizza

615 M5              Keystorm vs Shawarma Garden

                             Ref: Beckstead

                             Lines: Andre Vandel & Rep from Village Pantry

800 M1              Soccer Den vs Gabriel Pizza

                             Ref : Charlie

                             Lines : Caleb Powers & Rep from RPA

800 M2              Village Pantry vs Trout

                             Ref : Deko

                             Lines : Andrew Lasalle & Rep from Shawarma Garden

Published 2024-08-13 09:25:39 by Jeff Severson.

Congratulations to team Keystorm for winning the Regular Season Championship. Soccer Den lost a nail biter 2-1 last night to secure the #1 seed for Keystorm.

Playoffs start next week and be sure to read to the bottom of the email for the schedule. Shane can you please update the website with these games as well please. We have 1 game on M5 and team Powers will be setting those nets up for us.

Thank you to our refs, Deko, Becker and Charlie, great job and thank you. Me well I refed a few but I suck lol.

Reminder: spares are very limited in playoffs so it’s crucial you advise your captain of whether you can play or not. The sooner you let them know the better.

Final Regular Season Rankings:

1. Keystorm Pub
2. Village Pantry
3. Soccer Den
4. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria
5. Gabriel Pizza
6. RPA
7. Trout
8. Shawarma Garden

Playoffs: You will play each team in your division once, top team from each division plays for the championship in the final.

Division 1: Keystorm, TI Pie, RPA, Shawarma Garden

Division 2: Village Pantry, Soccer Den, Gabriel Pizza. Trout

Golden Boot : We continue the chase for the Golden Boot for the first 3 weeks of playoffs. Championship game does not apply. Hawaii 5-0 with the lead currently at 6 goals.

Lines Needed: We need players to step up and do lines each week. 2 per game. I will pay $20 per game for lines. Tell your captain please if interested.

Schedule:

July 30th

• 615 M1               Village Pantry vs Gabriel Pizza
• 615 M5               Trout vs Soccer Den
• 800 M1               Keystorm vs RPA
• 800 M2               TI Pie vs Shawarma

August 6th

• 615 M1               RPA vs TI Pie
• 615 M2               Keystorm vs Shawarma Garden
• 800 M1               Soccer Den vs Gabriel Pizza
• 800 M2               Village Pantry vs Trout

August 13th

• 615 M1               Soccer Den vs Village Pantry
• 615 M2               Trout vs Gabriel Pizza
• 800 M1               Shawarma vs RPA
• 800 M2               Keystorm vs TI Pie

Published 2024-07-24 10:17:48 by Jeff Severson.

No Soccer tonight, July 16th. The fields are too wet to play as there is standing water.

Published 2024-07-16 16:31:21 by Jeff Severson.

Week 5 & 6 Highlights and Rankings

Ladies and Gents, mostly Gents, welcome to our weekly write up. The kid is back baby and just before the long weekend. My apologies for missing the week 5 write up and rankings, so we will jump right in and congratulate our new #1 in Village Pantry as they handed the #1 Doughboys a 5-1 thumping. Captain Underpants Murdawg even scored for the Village People. In other action we had a couple of hat tricks with JL3 scoring 3 for RPA in a statement 6 nil game over the Stinky Fish. We also had Gavin Clarke extend his goal scoring streak to start the season to 5 games, while getting credit for 3 in a 6-4 W for Keystorm. As for the rest of the scorers, well you check out the Results page.

Week 6 saw some closely contested games with both games on M2 needing a shootout. Early action saw Keystorm slip past the Defending Champs in a game in which we shall call RPA “Prince” as they were formerly known as Keystorm. Young Chappy and Cosmo Kramer scored for Keystorm with Bash Brother M Coughlin and JL3 scoring for Prince.

Late game M2 saw the scores double with a 4-4 draw after 90 minutes. Brister Slivovitz and Lloyd Christmas scoring singles and Wesley Snipes with a pair for Soccer Den. Goalie JearBear with the win for SD, now mind you it’s not like he wanted to win as he got caught having a siesta with Iron Head Hayward scoring from Half. Thankfully they still got the W. Also scoring for the Doughboys was Samise the Gray and MacDaddy with a pair.

Early M3 (thank you for playing on tiny field) saw a crazy number of goals with 14 in total. Clearly the goalies weren’t respected this night as the D thought hey let’s see if they can make a save and didn’t defend their goal. Or was it they just said eff it and played a 0-4-6 run and gun. The fans loved every minute of it as Team Spares scored 5 with co-capt Maddix sniping a pair and River Boy Lawrence adding a single in the W. Losing side saw Yogi the bear with 1, Golden Boot Jupe with 2, Nicolai Campeau with his 2nd straight 2 goal game, and Jose Reyes scoring his first career BMSL goal, congrats Jose.

Late game M1 was an absolute battle of the basement. Team Trout came out on top with White lightning scoring a single and super spare Stoner getting the GW. Mittsy was the MVP for Shawarma as he kept the speed of Trout at bay with some aggressive play. Good thing super sub scored as Capt Howie couldn’t snipe if he tried. MVP for team Trout was the god himself Perseus as he slayed those dogs in the rain to provide for the boys, well done son.

Week 6 Rankings (previous ranking in brackets and last 2 weeks taken into account)

1. Soccer Den (3) - Win in Back-to-Back weeks solidifies their jump to #1
2. Keystorm Pub (4) - 4 straight wins for the Pub = a challenge at the top of rankings
3. RPA (5) – Even with a shootout loss this week, their team is starting to gel
4. Village Pantry (2) – Giving 8 goals makes it hard to keep the #2 ranking, even if they would’ve been #1 after last week
5. 1000 Islands Pizzeria (6) – slight bump with their W in week 6
6. Gabriel Pizza (1) – Doughboys seem to have mixed up their ingredients
7. Trout (7) – 1 win isn’t enough to climb out of the 7th hole
8. Shawarma Garden (8) – Getting closer by the week, I sense their first W coming soon

Published 2024-06-28 15:16:45 by Jeff Severson.

Week 4 Highlights and Rankings,

Again shame on Commish Sevy for taking on too much and not being able to get a proper game summary sunbmitted. I will however get some highlights from this past week that desrve mention...

We shall start with the streaker, no it's not Will Ferrell, but rather the Talented Mr. Clarke who has tallied a goal in every game to start the season for Keystorm. We also had another streak with Gibby getting his 2nd straight 3 goal, Hat Trick game for the Village People. Not to be outdone newcomer to the BMSL Micha scored a quatro for Trout. We also had a couple firsts with Jack Lyon, Carson Dowds, and Ben Fleming each getting their first career BMSL snipes. Last but not least, it wouldn't be a Tuesday night soccer if Ain't No Holowack Girl didn't score.

Week 4 Rankings:

1. The Village Pantry (2) - I mean it wasn't unexpected that they would win, but giving up 3? Might not be top ranking worthy, we shall see
2. Soccer Den (3) - Just another shootout at the O.K. Corral with the Den squeaking out 
3. Keystorm Pub (4) - A Clean sheet 2 love W over top ranked Gabriel pizza jumps them up to #2
4. Gabriel Pizza (1) - Let's see if this team has any sandpaper to rebound after a tough loss
5.  Trout (7) - A convincing 5-1 W jumps them 2 spots in the weekly rankings
6.  RPA (5) - Not having their full roster each week is starting to hurt their chances of being repeat champs
7.  1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria (6) - This team is Jekyl and Hyde right now, will teh real Slim Shady please stand up
8. Shawarma Garden (8) - I sense things will start to turn around once Dr. Love returns

Published 2024-06-18 13:53:25 by Jeff Severson.

Week 3 Highlights and Rankings:

My apologies for the late summary and rankings. Times flies when you’re having kids.

Ok so early game week 1 was a nail biter. Jason Smellink is very much so missing his bro Rom as his much-maligned team has been beaten down these first 3 weeks. Good news is they finally scored their first goal, bad news is it was the spare who scored it, and congrats to new Brockville resident Bruno in scoring his first career BMSL goal. Now on the winning side we had some firsts, Maddix St. Louis with his first career BMSL Hatty and Steak Sauce scoring his first career BMSL goal, heck it might even be his first career snipe in soccer, congrats. Rounding out the scoring for TI Pie was Chris Johnson (3) and Emilio (2). Solid 9-1 Thumping.

Early game M2 was a much tighter affair as the #1 ranked Gabriel Pizza faced off against the defending champs RPA. The Doughboys spotted RPA 2 early goals off the boot of Bash Brother MM and a couple beauties they were. But that lead wouldn’t hold as everyone wants their own PJ correct? And Gabe’s has theirs as Patrick Johnston scored to make it 2-1. The teams traded PK’s with Ryan Mackey making it level at 2 and Juan Salom getting the lead right back.  The real MacDaddy in this game added another to make it 3-3 and that’s how this one finished. A sudden death shootout ended in round after Carter made up for what he called a weak game and saved the biscuit to earn Gabe’s the 4-3 shootout victory.

Late game M1 saw the high-flying Soccer Den take on Hot Cross Buns Village Pantry. And the ingredients were spot on in this one for Village Pantry as they handed SD a 5-1 L. Lone goal for the Den was Brister Slivovitz while Captain Chris steadied the squad and sniped a single for VP. When Captain Curtis was asked who scored, he delivered the following quote: “I’ll check as I was riding the pine when we scored like 3 goals” Sounds to me like Captain Chris found the ideal lineup. In short from reliable sources, we had the fearless defender DD Fuoco with 1 and Rambo Gibbons with his first career BMSL Hatty. Lots of first this week, I feel like I am back in high school or something.

Late game M2 was the night we got to see if the Fish will sink or swim, and with the 4-nil score, we clearly found our answer. Good news for team Trout of Greek god Perseus is really starting to flourish under the tutelage of Captain Howie. Another sold feature is the team willing to stick around post-game to determine their faults, or maybe just drink some beers to forget about it. I’ll let you decide. On the winning side we had yet another first as Chappy scored his first career BMSL snipe, congrats Chappy. Rounding out the scoring were the usual suspects in Captain Cobra, The More Talented Clarke, and Cosmo Kramer. Earning the shutout was super spare Will the Thrill Moore.

Week 3 Rankings (previous ranking in brackets)

1. Gabriel Pizza (1) - Another W keeps these young lads at the top. Their tailgate ain’t too shabby either.
2. Village Pantry (4) – They keep climbing the ranks and are hot on the heels of the Doughboys. Look for them to keep rising as they face Shawarma next.
3.  Soccer Den (2) – Hard to tell if this team is for real or a pretender, a tough match-up with RPA looms in week 4
4.  Keystorm Pub (5) – A clean sheet 4 love victory bumpe them up a spot to #4
5.  RPA (3) – They played a great game but couldn’t close the deal.
6.  1000 Islands Pizza (8) – Solid game back with both captains in tow.
7.  Trout (6) – Having a hard time getting momentum, maybe try swimming downstream lads
8. Shawarma Garden (7) – Good news is the coupon for a free shawarma is coming soon to all the players

Published 2024-06-10 10:53:11 by Jeff Severson.

Week 2 Highlights & Rankings

Reminder: Tuesday July 9th is the 1000 Islands Brewery night in support of the Brockville & Area Food Bank and August 24th is our year end banquet night.

OK so I will start with both games on the field I did not ref, M1. Early action says the garlic boys taking on the robots, and this time technology prevailed. RPA (1-1) battles back after their week 1 L to a convincing 6 love W. Scoring for team Shawarma Garden (0-2) was a repeat from week 1, be sure to check out who scored in the first week to get your Sherlock Holmes on for week 2. For the winning squad we had the goal heard around Brockville as wild cat Will scored with a thunderous battle cry, Law firm Coughlin & McGlynn each scored with Juan also adding a single and young Leeder with a pair. Welcome back Baker with the shutout for RPA.

Late game M1at least featured a game in which both teams scored a goal as Soccer Den (2-0) kept their good start rolling with a 5-3 victory over Keystorm Pub (1-1). In a losing cause we had the usual suspects of Clark & Clarke getting one each with Wesley Moore adding a single. On the winning side DJ Devan got his first of the year with Lloyd Christmas adding 4 to bring his Gold Boot Lead to 7 early snipes.

Now to field M2 and the 2 games I witnessed first-hand, being the ref and all. We shall start with the late game and the hungry team Trout (0-2) taking on Hot Cross Buns Village Pantry (1-1). The pace of play to start this game was the quickest I’ve seen so far, but their endurance was awfully like what I’ve been feeling lately lol. Soooo about some soccer, late game M2 was the 2nd of what were both good games for one team and bad for the other. In this game it was Village Pantry takin home a 4-0 win. Golden Bobby added a pair with another beauty assist to set up John Rambo with his first career BMSL snipe. Rounding out the scoring was Yogi Bear with the ageless former captain Scott Teddy Tedford making some key saves and even a 2 pad stack.

Early game was a bit a learning curve for some young whipper snappers, as life beyond grade 12 includes more than just Prom Dates and EOSSA Soccer. TI Pie (1-1) started the game with 8 players while a slew more trickled in mid game to get them to a full squad, heck even a few spares. That’s about all the good we can say re: the so called “Pizza Bowl” as the Doughboys proved why they’re still the top ranked team in the BMSL with another clean sheet and 5 love W. One the winning side, Gabriel Pizza (2-0) had 3 different scorers, Highway to Heaven, PJ, and Mustachio Samwise Gray with the hat trick and a couple beauty goals. Earning the shutout was Carter Gutierrez as he faced many shots from TI Pie who just could not buy one this evening.

Week 2 Rankings (previous ranking in brackets)

1. Gabriel Pizza (1) – a clean sheet to start the season with B2B 5-nil W’s = #1 seed
2. Soccer Den (3) – 2 big, impressive wins with Triemstra scoring more goals than half the teams combined
3. RPA (5) – Always thought of as contenders and with a 6-0 W, the league is on notice
4. Village Pantry (6) – Young squad with talent all over the field, this should be a top 4 team all year
5. Keystorm Pub (4) – Tough loss at the hands of Soccer Den but a team you cannot take lightly either
6. Trout (7) – Not very often you jump in the standings when losing your first 2, but gosh darn it, people like you
7. Shawarma Garden (8) – hey when you buy Shawarma for every player in the league, you won’t be long in the basement of the BMSL
8. 1000 Islands Pizza (2) – a very rough showing of players not talking with their captains and the captains not confirming bodies = this team with a significant drop in rankings, but better days are ahead for this team

Published 2024-05-29 22:53:13 by Jeff Severson.

Games are ON

Published 2024-05-28 16:42:02 by Jeff Severson.

Week 1 Highlights and Rankings

First off welcome to our home page, where I try my best to chirp as many of you as I can. On top of that, some really important information can be found on this page.

The first important thing I need you to do is “Save the Dates”. We’ve got 2 very important dates to make note of…

Date #1: Tuesday July 9th will be our 1000 Islands Brewery Day in support of the Brockville and Area Food Bank. We will have a friendly competition to see which team can raise the most money and food via donations. Collect your empties, charge for your beers, whatever it is, get started now as the winner will receive a special prize that has yet to be determined. The Brewery boys in Jason and Owain will once again be bringing their Keg Trailer on site to donate Beer sales towards the cause and I will be bringing my flattop to cook up something special.

Date #2: Saturday August 24th will be our Year End Banquet with over $1,000 in prizes, tons of food and many many laughs, usually at my Captain Smellink expense.

OK Week 1 Highlights:

Early game M1 featured the Doughboys from Gabriel Pizza vs our new sponsor Shawarma Garden. And what a rude awakening it was for team Shawarma as they got spanked like it was 1982. Scoring for team Shawarma was the Garlic as neither player could find the back of the net while Gabes had 5 different scorers as Highway to Heaven Landon, Chevy not to be confused with Sevy, Big Mack, PJ and Chase the Ace. Lone bright spot for Shawarma was tendy Mittsy who was able to get his kicks to half court

Early game M2 was an absolute barn burner as the youngsters who needed permission slips to be out after dark took down the defending champs by a score of 5-4. In a losing cause we had 2 new players to the league snipe their first 2 BMSL goals as Juan Skydiver Salom scored 2 beauties with Tyler Vaporizer Gagliano sniped 2 for losing squad RPA. On the winning side we saw TI Pie find a way to win with Chris Johnson opening the scoring. Joining the party was River Boy Akotanyi, The Coburn that Jumped over the Moon with singles and Maddix co-capt with a pair including the winner.

Late game M1 featured the biggest whiners of the league in Soccer Den taking on the best logo in the league in Trout. This result is par for the course as team Trout usually starts swimming downstream midway through the season as the sluggish start continued with a 3-1 loss. In a losing cause we had former Golden Boot winner Spaghetti Legs Hanna with the lone snipe. On the winning side we had Hawaii 5-0 getting all 3, man it pains me to write that.

Late game M2 had Village Pantry playing against Keystorm Pub. This was a hard fought battle with both teams coming ready to play and a few bounces here and there that could’ve changed the outcome. On the winning side Captain Cobra drafted young and they supplied all the scoring they needed with Clarke & Clark doing the scoring. Don’t worry it wasn’t Will the Thrill with the snipes, but rather his boy Gavin with 2 and Clark Moore with 2. On the losing side 2023 Golden Boot winner Bobby Jupe got on the scoreboard early and teammate Nicholas Campeau with his first career BMSL goal for the losing side.

Be sure to check the schedule for next weeks game times.

Week 1 Rankings:

1. Gabriel Pizza
2. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria
3. Soccer Den
4. Keystorm Pub
5. RPA
6. Village Pantry
7. Trout
8. Shawarma Garden

Commish Sevy

Published 2024-05-23 21:24:10 by Jeff Severson.

Schedule for August 22nd:

Village Pantry vs DLK 615 M1

Keystorm vs Trout 800 M1

Published 2023-08-21 10:40:19 by Jeff Severson.

Week 2 : August 15th

615 M1: Keystorm vs Gabriel Pizza                         615 M2: Village Pantry vs Soccer Den

800 M1 : TI Pie vs DLK                                               800 M2 : RPA vs Trout

Published 2023-08-14 09:49:18 by Jeff Severson.

Soccer postponed by 1 week, fields not playable after the amount of rain we received last night.

Published 2023-08-08 17:06:17 by Jeff Severson.

Final Regular Season Standings:

1. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria
2. The Keystorm Pub
3. Gabriel Pizza
4. DLK Homelife Real Estate
5. The Village Pantry
6. Robotics Processing Automation
7. Trout
8. The Soccer Den

Playoff Divisions:

                             Group #1                                                   Group #2

                            1000 Islands                                                  Keystorm Pub

                             DLK                                                                 Gabriel Pizza

                            Village Pantry                                               RPA

                             Soccer Den                                                    Trout

Each team will play each other in your division, 1 winner from each division will play in a championship final.

In the event of a game tied during round robin, there will be a 10-minute golden goal overtime. If still tied, we will go to a shootout where there will be 3 shooters, if still tied, sudden death after that with no repeat shooters unless you’ve gone through whole lineup

In championship game, we will play 2 x 10-minute golden goal with teams switching at half. If still tied, a 5-shooter shootout similar to above, no repeat shooters

Schedule:

Week 1: (August 1st planned date)

615 M1: DLK vs Soccer Den                                      615 M2: Trout vs Gabriel Pizza

800 M1 : TI Pie vs Village Pantry                              800 M2 : Keystorm vs RPA

Week 2: (August 8th planned date)

615 M1 : RPA vs Gabriel Pizza                                  615 M2 : TI Pie vs Soccer Den

800 M1 : Trout vs Keystorm                                     800 M2 : DLK vs Village Pantry

Week 3 : (August 15th planned date)       

615 M1: Keystorm vs Gabriel Pizza                         615 M2: Village Pantry vs Soccer Den

800 M1 : TI Pie vs DLK                                               800 M2 : RPA vs Trout

Week 3 – August 15th Fundraiser in partnership with 1000 Islands Brewery

Details in email

Year end banquet: Saturday August 26th at Keystorm Pub

Published 2023-07-28 08:34:48 by Jeff Severson.

Week 8 Rankings and Summary:

1. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria (2) – Finally putting wins together at the right time has earned TI their first #1 ranking of the season, on the heels of clinching first place in regular season as well after their 2 love W over RPA
2. Keystorm Pub (1) – very hard-fought battle against Village Pantry resulted in shoot-out loss
3. DLK Homelife (4) – a ho-hum 2-1 victory moves them back into the top 3
4. Village Pantry (5) – big win this past week over full squad Keystorm = the young lads figuring out their roster spots
5. RPA (3) – Couldn’t put much offense together against a solid D core from TI Pie
6. Soccer Den (8) – off the mat and up two spots to #6
7. Trout (7) – despite a loss, this team is not free falling like the #8 ranked squad
8. Gabriel Pizza (6) – don’t let their 14 points in the standings fool you, this team has lost 3 straight, can they right the ship and get their dough to rise?

REMEMBER: Last week of regular season. Please pay attention to the website for week 1 of playoff games

Published 2023-07-25 14:46:29 by Jeff Severson.

Week 7 Game Summary

• Early game M1 saw RPA take down Soccer Den with a score of 7-3. It was a tale of 2 halves as SD held a 3-1 lead going into the 2nd half, but the youth of RPA prevailed. Leading the way with a soccer hatty was Justin Leeder while Father & Sons Will & Gavin Clarke and Mike & Andrew Lasalle each added singles. In a losing effort Liam Bush with a single and young McGlynn with a pair
• In a battle of the Pizza Boys, TI Pie rained supreme with a convincing 5-2 W. Yogi the bear netted a pair, ageless wonder Cowan with a pair and Chris Johnson with the single. Bobby Jupe got the early lead for Gabriel off a nice kick while Jaden caught Teddy having a senior’s moment and scored off the kick off at Ctr.
• Late game M1 saw Keystorm continue their trend upwards with a 2 nil victory over DLK. Sid the Kid got warmed up early on M2 with my boy blasting shots at him and taking lessons which proved worthy as he scored a single along with Curtis Biccum. Earning his first shutout of the season as Will the Thrill
• Late game M2 was the best game of the night as Village Pantry and Trout played to a 4-4 draw. Taking the extra point in shoot-out was Village Pantry. Helluva victory for VP as the Powers boys were on their game with Caleb (1) and Deko (2) lighting the lamp. Lawrence scored his 2nd o the year for team trout. On the winning side we had the C’s scoring goals, Chris Monteith (1), Cole Moorhouse (1) and Clark Moore (2). Shout out as well to team Moore as Clark, Wesley and daddy Scott played a game together for the first time ever. That’s our 5th father son combo to play in the BMSL this year

Week 7 Rankings:

1. Keystorm Pub (2) – Back to the top after a mid-season crisis, are they here to stay?
2. 1000 Islands Pizza (4) – Always hanging around the top, will they get to #1
3. RPA (5) – Lots of youth legs to fill the net
4. DLK (1) – Will their recent loss be a sign of things to come or blip in radar
5. Village Pantry (6) – Slowly creeping up the rankings…..
6. Gabriel Pizza (3) – Any Tom Cruise fans out there? Love JM, great movie
7. Trout (7) – are they starting to put the pieces together?
8. Soccer Den (8) – many injuries prevent from team chemistry taking force

Published 2023-07-18 13:51:02 by Jeff Severson.

Week 6 Summary and Rankings:

Early game M1 saw the highly touted Gabriel Pizza vs the cellar dweller Village Pantry and it looks like Pizza Boys were looking ahead to their matchup in week 7 vs their Pizza counter parts as they dropped a 3-1 decision. Scoring for VP was rookie Chris Monteith with a pair and super spare Isaiah with a single while rookie Bobby Jupe scored the lone goal.

Early game M2 featured the young stallions named RPA against the swamp donkey Trout. Even though the rankings had team Trout higher, it didn’t help as they lost 4-1 and took home some injuries in the process. Young Deko scored a beauty in losing cause for Trout while sophomore Gavin Clarke and rookie Justin Leeder added single with Cobra sniping a pair.

Late game M1 had DLK taking on Soccer Den and look out folks we’ve got a streaker as DLK earned their first win streak of the season with a 3-2 W. Shawarma King once again scored for DLK with M&M Meekler and Mackey rounding it out. In a losing cause, Liam Bush and their spare scored for the Den.

Late game M2 saw the struggling Keystorm take on the charging TI Pie and despite to snipes from Chris Johnson, team TI could not overcome the stellar Half play for Keystorm and took the 3-2 L. Scoring for the winners was Samwise the great with a pair and tipsy toed Dillan Fournier with a single

Rankings:

1. DLK (3) – that’s right folks, the stars aligned for these guys to leapfrog to the top
2. Keystorm Pub (4) – a solid 3-2 W earns them the #2 spot
3. Gabriel Pizza (1) – their first regulation loss, can they rebound in week 7?
4. 1000 Islands Restaurant (2) – Highly anticipated match, who takes home the pizza crown?
5. RPA (6) – slowly climbing the leaderboard
6. Village Pantry (8) – after taking out #1, have they finally found their groove?
7. Trout (5) – only reason they’re not #8…look below
8. Soccer Den (7) – Sequels are never as good as the first, right Harry & Lloyd?

Published 2023-07-11 08:36:02 by Jeff Severson.

Week 5 Rankings:

Apologize for the late rankings release, been a busy week. Hope everyone enjoyed their long weekend.

1. Gabriel Pizza (1) - Convincing 4-1 victory keep the boys atop the ranbkings
2. 1000 Islands Restaurant (2) - A donut victory over the young gns from Village Pantry solidifies Teddy as the GM and Deko a distant past
3. DLK (7) - Represnting the biggest jump of the week from 7 to 3, gives DLK their best ranking of the year, can they stay in top 3?
4. Keystorm (8) - We knew ther ranking of 8 wouldn't stay for long
5. Trout (3) - This team once again below 500 and with injuries mounting, can they make the climb back up the BMSL rankings?
6. RPA (4) - Losing to previous winless DLK drops them down a few notches
7. Soccer Den (5) - It wasn't pretty in week 5, hopefully things get better in week 6
8. Village Pantry (6) - Back to back losses with 10 against and only 2 for = a team looking to find their identity

Published 2023-07-04 10:27:53 by Jeff Severson.

Week 4 Recap & Rankings

Sorry for the delay in the weekly write up, this thing called Work is keeping me busy. Speaking of which, anyone looking for insurance or investment advice come see Sevy.

Shameless plug is over and onto the issue at hand. Arguing calls. There is no place for it, and I’ve stated it year after year, 100% we will make mistakes as refs, suck it up. Jakob Hennage was called for offside the game I watched, it wasn’t even close as Gerry missed the guy on the other side, he said absolutely nothing, and I applaud him for that. Please understand that this is a gentlemen’s league, not one of us grown men will be playing at the World Cup stage, and this isn’t even the finals.

Highlights of the week saw Gabriel Pizza narrowly escape with a 1-0 Shootout Victory over DLK. Carter Guitterez with the big save to earn the Shut-out and W for the Doughboys. Meanwhile at the other end of the rankings, Soccer Den gets off the schneid and earns a big 6-2 win over the Pantry Boys. In a losing effort Clark Kent with a single to add  onto his Golden Boot Tally (6) and Monteith with the single. Winning squad had Lloyd Christmas, BushX x2, Samwise Gray, PJ and a little TMG scoring. Early game on M1 featured 2 of the top3 ranked squads on paper, sadly the matchup didn’t live up to the hype as TI Pie took down team Trout in a 3-1 fashion. This game even featured a goal called after the ref decided to take back an offside call because he just didn’t want to argue with a grown man over offside, pick up any sarcasm there? Captain Teddy’s goose egg was flattened at the end after Dr Death took out Lefty Presty resulting in a penalty shot goal and the lone tally for Trout. Props to Campeau for not only bringing the tall boys but also a scoring touch with his first of the year along with Farmer Eric and Alistair MacDonald with his first career BMSL snipe!

Now comes the game between RPA and Keystorm Pub, or should I call them the Keystorm Titan because this team is imploding faster than the….too soon? A 4-0 shellacking was well earned by RPA with a young spare getting his first career BMSL snipe, he shall remain nameless. Also scoring for RPA was Will the Thrill, Jay Liebner and Daniel LaRusso.

Rankings:

1. Gabriel Pizza (1) – Top dawgs stay on top
2. 1000 Islands Pizza (3) – Top 2 teams are pizza joints, think that’s a coincidence?
3. Trout (2) – Hard fought game but still not enough to win
4. RPA (6) – Wax on, wax off
5. Soccer Den (8) – Have Harry & Lloyd figured things out?
6. Village Pantry (5) – Learning lesson for this young team
7. DLK (7) – 0-0 battle vs #1 = remaining in same spot of standings
8. Keystorm Pub (4) – Search and rescue in full effect to find out where the players are

Published 2023-06-23 16:26:11 by Jeff Severson.

Week 3 Rankings with some honorable mentions...

Congrats to the Doughboys for completely dismantling the top dawgs and making Motts Clamato's 2 goal return to be moot. Welcome back Texas Boy Jacccob and congrats to Liiban Khadiye on his first career BMSL snipe!

1. Gabriel Pizza (2) - an 8-2 drubbing of Keystorm makes these guys the team to beat hands down
2. Trout (3) - a solid 4-2 win solidifies their top 2 status
3. 1000 Islands Pizza (4) - a 1 love victory keeps the defending champs moving on up
4. Keystorm Pub (1) - a lack of committment from players and an 8-2 embarassment = some humbled pie
5. Village Pantry (6) - taking out the team ahead leapfrogs them up to 5th spot
6. RPA (5) - just not quite firing on all cyclinders as of yet
7. DLK (7) - an L is an L even if only 1 nil
8. Soccer Den (8) - nothing ventured, nothing gained, and not a whole lot of venturing going on here

Published 2023-06-16 16:32:41 by Jeff Severson.

League games for June 6th have been officially cancelled. Regular scheduled games for next week, will make up this weeks games in teh future if time permits.

Published 2023-06-06 15:07:12 by Jeff Severson.

Soccer Tuesday June 6th - still on as of now, stay tuned here for any updates, if no updates, the games are on

Published 2023-06-06 08:19:18 by Jeff Severson.

Week 2 Rankings Updated (in brackets previous ranking)

1. Keystorm Pub (1) - winning despite missing many players each week = #1 ranking staying intact
2. Gabriel Pizza (3) - young lads are climbin the ranks
3. Trout (4) - back on track after their first W
4. TI Pie (7) - big W over #2 ranked RPA jumps them up a few notches
5. RPA (2) - tough loss with no goals scored = 1 notch below the squad that handed them the L
6. Village Pantry (6) - held their own vs #1 ranked squad, no change in status despite the L
7. DLK (5) - their free fall looks very similar to that of #8
8. Soccer Den (8) - if anything they're consistent

Published 2023-06-05 12:58:00 by Jeff Severson.

Week 2 Summary:

615M1 – Feature game of the week saw team Trout take home a 5-2 W over DLK Homelife. This gets them back to 500 with their first win of the season while dropping DLK to an 0-2 record. Killer was back at it sniping 2 for Trout with wily veteran Preston, Edge, and Lawrence of Arabia scoring their first of the season. In a losing effort the Shawarma King scored again with team captain Smelly getting his first off his melon. Nixy and Porter talked things out and the chemistry seems to be clicking a bit more with team Trout.

615M2 – Young vs Old is how this was billed with Village Pantry playing a with a chip on their shoulder against the top ranked Keystorm Squad. This battle went back and forth until the final frame with Keystorm scoring 2 in last 10 minutes to pull out a 6-4 win. Clark Kent from the pantry and Dillan from Keystorm each a hatty for their respective squads. Rounding out the scoring for Village Pantry was Chris Montieth with his first career BMSL snipe while brew master Curry, Donkey Kong, and the Son of Sam each adding a single.

800M1 - Late M1 saw the high-flying RPA fresh off a 9 spot in week 1 taking on the defending champs looking to get their first win. This game had plenty of negotiations between captain Teddy and ref Becker, ultimately team TI took control of this game and never looked back. Hewey Lewis was in the news and the Christophers scored for TI with Teddy earning the shutout and decisive 3 love W

800M2 – Late game M2 saw the doughboys, Gabriel Pizza for clarification facing off against Soccer Den. Another W for the youngsters here as Captains Hei Hei and Lucy is now 2-0 with this 4-2 victory. Also, some first timers scored as Bobby Jupe (2) and Devan Johnston (1) each with their first career BMSL goals and slick rick scoring as well for Gabes. In a losing effort the ageless wonder Johnny Kaku scored one along with teammate Samwise Gray. Rumblings could be heard from Harry & Lloyd afterwards that the Den plans a player only meeting where they will watch the captains run the hill. Good luck with that.

Great efforts so far, stay tuned for Week 2 Rankings Friday….

Commish

Published 2023-06-01 13:42:15 by Jeff Severson.

Week 1 Rankings: (previous ranking)

1. Keystorm Pub (1) - A solid W when missing some key components = no shift on top
2. RPA (4) - Scoring 3 field goals in "Football" is not much but 3 goals in actual Football is quite impressive 
3. Gabriel Pizza (6) -BIg W for rookie captains eanrs them the biggest jump of the week from 6 to 3
4. Trout (3) - Anytime you get an L, a drop in the rankings is inevitable, but don't be sleeping on the fishies, they strong
5. DLK (2) - Hard tumble down from #2 after they couldn't take advantage of short handed Keystorm team
6. Village Pantry (8) - Out of the basement and moving on up
7. 1000 Islands Pizza (5) - Lots to learn still with this new age TI Pie
8. Soccer Den (7) - Harry was really missing his buddy Lloyd on this one, look for them to rebound in week 2

Commish

Published 2023-05-26 09:33:09 by Jeff Severson.

Week 1 Game Summary:

The schedule has been posted and the divisions had to be altered. Check out standings for updated divisions and be sure to check schedule for your game time next week. Couple things to make note on:

1. Please let your captain know if you cannot make it. We have spares available so easy enough, send a text or email and say if you’re in or out.
2. Pick up after yourselves. If you bring a bottle of Gatorade or whatever the kids drink now, please have decency to put it into the garbage.
3. Every team has the exact same schedule. 5 games at 615, 5 games at 800, 5 games on M1 and 5 games on M2.

Early Game M1 saw a tight battle between our newest sponsor in The Village Pantry vs the best logo around in team Trout. The youngsters came out with a chip on their shoulder after being snubbed with the #8 ranking, as they battled out a 2-1 W over #3 Trout. Captain Clarke scored along with his good buddy Dax, but it was the D line that limited the fish mongers’ chances. One thing can be certain, team Trout will be chirping each other quite often with the combo of howie/porter/nixxy so stay tuned for some entertaining games whether they be winning or losing. In a losing effort, killer Kawalski sniped but it was too little too late. MVP of the game was our webmaster Shane Curless as he continued the long tradition of post-game dogs with LVP of the night going to Curtis Murray for failing to bring his team the famous Cinnamon Buns from Village Pantry. I suspect some future treats if they keep winning.

Early Game M2 featured the highly touted Keystorm Pub vs the upstart DLK Homelife. Everyone loves a good Rom Com, don’t they? Well in this case team DLK was not laughing in the end as they couldn’t take advantage of a short handed Keystorm squad to start the game. Once the reinforcements secured the line it was only up from there. Big credits to keeper Will the Thrill Moore for an outstanding effort between the pipes and thank you to spare McGlynn for got the call to play 10 minutes into the game and rushed over to score both for the Storm. In a losing effort the Shawarma King potted his first.

Late Game M1 was the first of 2 battles between the Doughboys and this battle went right down the end and was decided in a shootout with Gabriel Pizza earning the W with a 3-2 Shootout win over the defending champions 1000 Islands. This also marks the first W for new captains Lucy and Hei Hei as they came prepared with Hei Hei scoring his first of the season and Lucy sporting a new Do to allow him to run faster, according to his barber. Also sniping for Gabes and earning his first career BMSL goal was Alberto with new slick back mullet wearing Carlos getting the shootout goal. On the TI side we had Yogi the Bear and Depaolis with 1 each respectively.

Late Game M2 gave the fans their moneys worth if goals are what they were after as these 2 teams combined to score more goals (13) than the previous 3 games combined (10). Let’s just saw both captains will be going back to the drawing board to try to secure their back ends, unless run and gun is the desired style and if so get your popcorn ready because it could be fun. On the losing side for Soccer Den, we had Slivovitz and Super Spare Wesley scoring singles with Gavin Bush adding a pair. Meanwhile team RPA Captain Cobra also earned his first career BMSL W while scoring a single, King Cobra scoring 2 and the young legs of Gavin Clarke and Justin Leeder each throwing in their hats with 3.

Rankings come out early tomorrow….

Commish

Published 2023-05-25 09:36:50 by Jeff Severson.

GREEN LIGHT

Fields are open and the season starts Tuesday May 23rd

615 M1: Trout vs Village Pantry

800 M1: 1000 Islands Restaurant vs Gabriel PIzza

615 M2: DLK Homelife vs Keystorm Pub

800 M2: RPA vs Soccer Den

Published 2023-05-19 18:23:24 by Jeff Severson.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the draft is complete, trades are done and the teams have been posted. Start date still planned for May 23rd but no word yeton when city will give us clearance. Please refrain from texting me asking when the season will begin, because if it's not been posted here, I don't know. With that being said, the post-draft pre-season rankings are in.

We will work our way to the top ranked squad...

#8 - The Village Pantry - First off welcome to the league Village Pantry as our newest sponsor, and also welcome new captain Clark Moore. The C&C Music Factory came out swinging in their first draft as they completed a record 7 trades, unfortunately for them I feel like this recipe was a little off and bottomed out

#7 - The Soccer Den - Congrats to Jess Beattie on being selected in the first round, unfortunately for team Soccer Den the good start to their draft didn't trickle down til the end. It looks like we know who is who on the Dumb & Dumber team

#6 - Gabriel Pizza - Another first time co-captain team in Lucy and Heihei trying to make their mark. To me this team has lots of unknown factors that could quickly catapult them to #1, but with the talent known on the other teams, a bottom ranking early is suitable

#5 - 1000 Islands Pizza - One notch ahead of their doughboy rivals, this team takes on a whole new look. Deko has officially cut the umbilical cord and let Teddy off on his own like a good Panda Bear would. Question is, did Teddy watch the wise master and churn out another winner?

#4 - RPA - The last of our first time player captains, Cobra drafted a solid mixture of young and old. This run and gun team is very strong up front and scoring goals will not be an issue, question is, will the old bodies on the back end keep up or will injuries derail the dream season?

#3 - Trout - This team would be ranked #1 if team logo's carried any weight, unfortunately these rankings are based off talent alone and captains Howie and Sir Nix a Lot went with the mentality, if you can't beat em, draft em. Question is, will taking on team Powers secure them into one of the elite squads in 2023?

#2 - DLK - Don't let this smooth talking Dr. prescribe you something you can't handle, this team is destined for success. Well at least when the captains pays off the commish, it helps in securing a #2 ranking. This team might have a case of the Boondock Saints if you start messing with the brothers, so stay safe out there folks

#1 - Keystorm Pub - On paper this team is second to none. They tick off all the boxes and were drafting studs while everyone else was drafting duds. If this team doesn't beat themselves, they should be sitting up on this perch for sometime while they sail off into the sunset

Sevy

Published 2023-05-12 08:38:24 by Jeff Severson.

2023 Season on the Horizon:

Lady and Gents, the draft is officially complete as it took place this past Friday May 5th. There was a record number of trades this year which is always exciting. Team lists will be sent out soon once I am able to get it all finalized. In the meantime, stay tuned to this site for when the league start date will be. May 23rd is the still the anticipated start date, but that may be shifted a week or two up or back dedpending on weather. If you know someone looking to be a spare, have them text me at 6132130801 and I will send them the link.

Good luck in the 2023 Season,

Sevy

Published 2023-05-08 08:14:00 by Jeff Severson.

Sign Ups:

If having issues with the link in the note below, text me at 6132130801 and I will forward the link that way.

Sevy

Published 2023-04-10 08:02:29 by Jeff Severson.

League sign ups have officially begun. Roughly 110 players signed up so far. First 136 signed up and paid are in. Here is teh link to sign up if you haven't done so already.

Sevy

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1d6ONPWy4fRPkAz6xlk5j4n_StgmEgsu3NT5WXluWDiE/prefill

Published 2023-04-10 08:01:35 by Jeff Severson.

Congratulations to 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria on winning not only the BMSL regular season but also the Championship Playoff round! Helluva game played in other than ideal conditions. She was a wet one but that didn't stop Will the Thrill from scoring early after his recent Colorado High wedding. With TI up 1-0 the DD then moved up into the box on a1 free kick and with a fortutious bounce he was able to find the ball on his foot and put it home from 10 yards out. RPA was resellent in getting one back before half on a nice snipe from Zac Efron. But the suffocating D on TI didn't give up many chances second half and eventually Gavin Clarke scored to put TI up 3-1. 

Also big congratulations to rookie Isaiah Beckstead on taking home the Golden Boot award in his first year.

Helluva season lads, see you all this Saturday, 5pm start at the Keystorm Pub

Commish

Published 2022-08-24 09:39:13 by Jeff Severson.

Week 2 Playoffs Complete

615M1 - Well there is a changing of the guard as the defending champs have officially been eliminated with a 4-0 loss to the regular season champs in TI Pie. Pitching the shutout the ageless wonderbar Teddy Tedford. Scoring for the winners was Yogi the bear, Cole Moorhouse, Iron Head and Gav Clarke. Scoring for Dr B, well no one

615M2 - A close game with a final score of 4-3 as this also eliminated DLK FC from championship contention. In a losing effort King Cobra sniped 2 with Ashton Floelleck adding a single. On the winning squad and helping improve their team to 2-0 was Lloyd Christmas and the NEW golden boot leader, Wesley Beckstead with his 3rd straight 3goal game

800M1 - The doughboys crust will not rise in 2022 as Gabriel Pizza was officially eliminated from championship contention with a 6-2 loss to team Trout. Isaiah Beckstead and Dr. Love scored for Gabes while Clark Moore notched his first playoff hat trick of his young BMSL career, former golden boot winner Jakob Hennage with 1, Sam Gray with his first of the season and Nixy with an absolute snorer from 30 out which found a way to the back of the net. In a winning effort Mr. Edgeley with the extra effort as he brought in some Fuji apple slices to gain a secret advantage. When asked after the game about the slices, he  could be heard saying, I ain't paying for that F**cking Honeycrisp

800M2 - This saw the 1 win regular season RPA doubling their efforts with their 2nd straight playoff win with a 4-1 W over the Keystorm Pub. Imad Shawarma Garden scored in a losing effort with Golden Boot chaser Christopher Johnson scoring 2 more, Andre the Giant with a single and Zach Efron with a single of his own.

Standings:

Division A

1. RPA 6pts +5
2. Trout 3pts +3
3. Keystorm 3pts _2
4. Gabriel Pizza 0pts -20

Division B

1. Soccer Den 6pts +5
2. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria 6pts +5
3. DLK FC 0pts -2
4. Dr. Belanger Chiropractic 0pts -40

Tie Breaker

1. Head to Head
2. Goal differential
3. Least goals against
4. Flip a coin

Published 2022-08-11 08:02:06 by Jeff Severson.

Week 1 Playoffs, that's a wrap and now a roundup:

615M1 action saw the Keystorm Pub taking on Team Trout. As expected with both teams having positive WAR (not really sure what it is but that's what all the other sports leagues are doing so why not the BMSL) a close battle ensued. Gibby once again stood tall at 5 foot nothin making some big saves off youngsters Gray and Moore while oldtimers aka OG Clamato boy with the corner kick for the W. It has been argued it went straight in while also being an own goal, regardless a clean sheet 1-0 victory gets Keystorm off to good start in Division A

615M2 featured Gabriel Pizza vs RPA. This game appeared to favor the Doughboys but RPA had their best attendance to date and the team gelled en route to a 6-4 victory. Christopher Johnson with the Hatty to lead the way for RPA with Andre the Giant, Zack Efron and Eberth Montoya rounding out the snipes. In a losing cause older Becker with a single and Golden Boot leader with a hat trick of his own

800M1 Had the defending champs Dr Belanger Chiropractic taking on Soccer Den. The champs got down early and were chasing all game and couldn't catch up.  Another Beckstead Wesley equaled his cousin's efforts with 3 of his own to keep pace in the Golden Boot chase. Nick Tahiani Treat added a single for Soccer Den who put the champs behind the 8 ball after week 1. In a losing effort Elijah Wood sniped with Will Moore adding the 2nd, only thing is Will Moore plays for SD so I guess an own goal is a goal and he's on the board

800M2 saw the regular season champs 1000 Islands facing off against DLK FC. With a final score of 2-1, a close match it was even if play dictated otherwise, as TI takes gets the early W. Iron Head and DD Fuoco scored for the winners with the new kid in town, King Cobra Lasalle scoring for DLK.

August 9th

• 615 M1 1000 Islands vs Dr. Belanger Chiro
• 615 M2 DLK FC vs Soccer Den
• 800 M1 Gabriel Pizza vs Trout
• 800 M2 Keystorm Pub vs RPA

August 16th

• 615 M1 DLK FC vs Dr. Belanger Chiro
• 615 M2 Trout vs RPA
• 800 M1 Keystorm Pub vs Gabriel Pizza
• 800 M2 1000 Islands vs Soccer Den

Division A

1. RPA 3pts +2
2. Keystorm Pub 3pts +1
3. Trout 0pts -1
4. Gabriel Pizza 0pts -2

Division B

1. Soccer Den 3pts +2
2. 1000 Islands Restaurant 3pts +1
3. DLK FC 0pts -1
4. Dr. Belanger Chiropractic 0pts -2

Published 2022-08-03 13:15:53 by Jeff Severson.

Correction...Gavin Clarke with the Hatty not Clark Moore

Published 2022-07-27 16:03:48 by Jeff Severson.

Congratulations to 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria on winning the regular season title, but she is a whole new season folks so good luck to all teams on their new beginnings for the coveted BMSL Championship.

Week 8 Write Up

I'm going to start with the late game on M2 and ladies and gentlemen welcome to the BMSL, soon to be better known as the Beckstead Men's Soccer League as these 2 "kids" put on a show in a highly entertaining match featuring Gabriel Pizza vs Soccer Den. In the end Gabriel Pizza walked away with the W after penalty kicks decided it. Eric "Semenator" Baumann was a little too excited for his post match date resulting in him blowing high over the net and leaving Dr. Love to score and get the W. The Beckstead boys started early though as Wesley put his team up 1-0 on a nice crack. Soon after Lloyd Christmas scored another to put SD up 2-0. The Doughboys were starting to buckle and break from within as the father son combo were fighting more than playing. Turns out all they needed was happy Sirus the Virus with a perfect corner kick onto the head of Dr. Love to kick start a run of 4 unanswered goals giving Gabes the lead at 4-2. Dr. love scored his 2nd of the night with Isaiah scoring 2 to build onto his golden boot lead. But the boys in white did not give up as Wesley scored 2 in the 2nd half to tie it at 4. Battles back and forth for both teams until ultimately, Gabriel won in PK.

Early game M2 saw another good match between the Keystorm Pub and Dr. Belanger. Back and forth first half with neither team able to solve the tenders, but that quickly changed as Justin Bryce picked up his first of the season early in the 2nd half. Keystorm answered the call with a goal of their own from super spare Jason Curry, must have been the socks. Dr. B was not to be outdone when Deadpool had a good run to flick the ball over outstretched goalie sub Warren Smith. Keystorm heads into the playoffs on a bit of a slide losing 2 in a row for the first time this season while Dr. B looks to be finding a groove winning 2 of last 3.

Early game M1 was very colourful from what I've heard. And by colours it appears yellow to be the favourite of them all. And no Gerry does not get paid for every yellow card he gives. This was however a time for celebration as DLK FC picked up their first W of the season after they heard rumblings of some Bulletin Board material from team captain Howie off Trout. Joe "10 goals" Morasse with the regulation goal for DLK while Clark Moore scored the lone single for the fisherman. Scoring in PK was Clark for Trout and Rauf the European super spare along with Mad Flo Plashchka. Did this W earn DLK their first jump the rankings? Stay tuned...

Late game M1 was a great first half followed by a dominating second half from TI Pie. Pool Boy Andrew Evans scored the lone single for RPA with Yogy the Bear & Iron Head scoring singles with the Hat Trick boy Clark Moore scoring 3. TI Pie will certainly hold onto their #1 seed throughout the playoffs and are the early favourites to win the title

August 2nd

• 615 M1 Keystorm vs Trout
• 615 M2 Gabriel Pizza vs RPA
• 800 M1 Soccer Den vs Dr. Belanger Chiro
• 800 M2 1000 Islands vs DLK FC

August 9th

• 615 M1 1000 Islands vs Dr. Belanger Chiro
• 615 M2 DLK FC vs Soccer Den
• 800 M1 Gabriel Pizza vs Trout
• 800 M2 Keystorm Pub vs RPA

August 16th

• 615 M1 DLK vs Dr. Belanger Chiro
• 615 M2 Trout vs RPA
• 800 M1 Keystorm vs Gabriel Pizza
• 800 M2 1000 Islands vs Soccer Den

Commish

Published 2022-07-27 15:45:53 by Jeff Severson.

Final scores are posted. The write up, rankings and schedule to be posted soon. Final standings listed below, tie breaker was Head to Head match.

1. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria
2. Gabriel Pizza
3. Keystorm Pub
4. Soccer Den
5. Trout
6. Dr. Belanger
7. RPA
8. DLK FC

Published 2022-07-27 08:53:24 by Jeff Severson.

Week 9 Rankings:

1. Keystorm Pub (2) and the Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww #1 after their 1 Love W
2. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria (1) - there is a new king of the hill
3. Gabriel Pizza (4) - 2 of top 3 teams are pizza joints
4. Soccer Den (5) - big W vs #1 TI Pie jumps them up 1 spot
5. Dr. Belanger (6) - solid performace from defending champs
6. Trout (3) - tough 1 nothing loss drops them 3 spots in week 9 rankings
7. RPA (7) - same old same old
8. DLK (8) - feeling pretty good at 8, everyone sleeping on this team 

Published 2022-07-18 15:16:37 by Jeff Severson.

Week 8 Write Up

• Correction to the scoring in week 7, Broydon Stufko potted his first of the year and not Deadpool, my apologies
• 615M1 featured Dr. Belanger Chiropractic vs DLK Homelife. These 2 teams battled back and forth to a nil-nil first half with some nice passing plays but no finish as the goalies stole the show. 2nd half started off much in the same until slick footed Dillan Fournier cracked the code to open the scoring. About 15-20 minutes later a loud finally could be heard as Deadpool officially got on the board with his first of the year with a beauty chip pass from the Hardy Boy. Honorable mention to tendy Chris Davidson who at one point appeared to need the defibrillator after some runs from mini cobra
• 615M2 was a highly anticipated match between #2 Keystorm vs #3 Trout and this was a nil biter. I believe some called it the Gibby show as not only did he pitch the shutout but he also sniped the lone goal of the night off a penalty kick. When Director Howard was asked after for post game comments, he deflected no comment on his spare taking the foul which resulted in teh lone goal. He did however state the player of the game was none other than Brayden Edgeley who in the Capt's word played the best positional game ever and most importantly brought the beer. I for one can attest to the beer deliverer being a vital component to team chemistry. Howie even said Gibby got pounded a few times in net, hopefully he's OK this hump day. Honorable mention to Jason Curry of 1000 Islands Brewery for not only coming out to spare this night, but buying new gear for the 1 game, and apparently surviving unscathed
• 800M1 was a fantastic match between the unbeaten 1000 Islands vs the Soccer Den. Back and forth this baby went with many very nice passing plays and once again both goalies stepping up to play great games. Neither team could crack the code in the first half as they followed the early game with a nil-nil score. 2nd half was again another tight battle until youngster Wesley Beckstead got a good crack inside the 18 and put it just inside the post past the aging tender. Team TI continued to press and that might have cost them as Lloyd Christmas found that burst of energy to slip past the D at half and go in uncontested to make it 2 love. Golden Boot leader Iron Head had his cracks but missed the mark a few times as Bakes stood tall in net and earned the shutout. Great seeing a few players since retired from BMSL showing up to spare
• 800M2 featured RPA against Gabriel Pizza. We shall call this match the W from the spares as Gabes got 3 snipes from their week 8 spares en route to a 5-3 win. Rounding out the scoring for the Doughboys was Capt Smelly and Paul Groenewoud. On the losing side was the usual suspect Zachery Burnside with his 3rd of the year with Ryan Mackey notching his first of the season and Charles Kreeft sniping his first career BMSL goal. Cheers to goalie Mitton for playing a second game and jeopardizing his love life

Remember updated schedule for Week 9 below

• 615M1 - 1000 Islands vs Keystorm
• 615M2 - Soccer Den vs Trout
• 800M1 - RPA vs DLK
• 800 M2 - Gabriel Pizza vs Dr. Belanger

Published 2022-07-13 09:55:26 by Jeff Severson.

Week 8 Rankings

1. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria (1) - Ever play the king of the castle game? 
2. Keystorm Pub (2) - statement W vs solid squad in the Den
3. Trout (3) - boys are catching not fishing currently
4. Gabriel Pizza (6) - this weeks biggest leap jumping over a couple squads with tough losses
5. Soccer Den (5) - don't let this blimp on the screen fool you, these guys can play
6. Dr. Belanger Chiropractic (5) - injuries are starting to pile up for the defending champs
7. RPA (7) - are they starting to figure things out?
8. DLK Homelife Real Estate (8) - doubed their scoring output this past week, can they repeat that effort and get their first W?

Published 2022-07-11 08:19:15 by Jeff Severson.

Week 7 Write Up

• M1 615 saw #7 RPA facing off against #3 Trout, and as expected the higher seed came away with a convincing 3-1 W. On the losing side Zac Efron tallied his 2nd of the year while Capt Howard scored his 3rd of the season with Golden Boot Hennage sniping a pair for Trout. Overall team MVP for Trout was Curtis Murray who delivered pizza for the squad with Nixy crushing it from the bench
• M2 615 had #8 DLK against #6 Gabriel Pizza. The green machine doubled their goal tally for the year by scoring 2, unfortunately for them they allowed 4. Things improving slowly but surely for Capt Marchand. On a losing end the goal scorers for DLK were Paul I'm a Proud Viking Curless with what the kids call a low worm burner. Also scoring was Joe 10 Goals Morasse who used his inner Stars Wars for a solid death start strike. Winning squad had Capt Smelly with a pair and young Beckstead scoring a pair to join Iron Head atop the Golden Boot Leaderboard. Honorable mention to Smelly for going above and beyond to jump the fence and retrieve the game ball lost in early game
• M1 800 was one of two late game matches set up to be a pair of beauties. This one saw TI continue their perfect record with a 2-1 victory over the defending champs. Deadpool would be happy as Kyle Vokey scored a nice goal to give Dr. B their lone snipe. The hohum winners had the Usual Suspects lighting the lamp and Cole M and Iron Head secured the win
• M2 800 had a suspect referee trying to steer his way through a very good game between the charging Soccer Den vs Keystorm Pub. First half didn't disappoint as they battled back and forth to a 1-1 tie. Youngster Wesley Beckstead opened the scoring for Soccer Den with Clamato Boy replying for Keystorm after he flopped like a fish out of water to earn a call in the 6-yard box, and then proceeded to make a run from his Center Back position to go down and tie it at 1. 2nd half wielded a much different result as Keystorm took over with 4 goals. Scoring once again was MacDaddy with a rocket from 25 out as well as some nifty snipes from Killer Kowalski, Matt well-conditioned hair Pinkus and the Beer King himself bringing the Chip and dip.

Stay tuned for reschedule dates for missed week 3 and 4 games. In the meantime, shoot me an email to jeff_severson@cooperators.ca if you can tell me who Clamato Boy is. Cut off time 5pm Tuesday July 12th for a $25GC to Shawarma Garden

Commish

Published 2022-07-07 15:26:42 by Jeff Severson.

1. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria (1) No place to go but down but when you keep winning #1 you stay
2. Keystorm Pub (3) A drubbing at at the hands of RPA secures a jump in the rankings
3. Trout (4) Sudden death shootout victory earns them a bump in the standings
4. Soccer Den (5) Cracking the top 4 with their 3rd straight W
5. Dr. Belanger Chiropractic (2) Tough loss vs Soccer Den drops them 1 notch below their counterparts
6. Gabriel Pizza (6) Even with the Loss they stay secured in 6th spot
7. RPA (7) Normally scoring 3 goals might earn a point, unless you give up 8
8. DLK FC (8) With 1 goal scored in 4 games, they are in their rightful spot

Published 2022-07-04 10:29:22 by Jeff Severson.

Week 6 Write Up

Congrats to Andrew Kreeft for winning himself a $25GC to Sportcheck for correctly guessing the hidden question in last week's rankings. Stay tuned for more trivia in the next few weeks posted here in weekly write up or rankings.

615 M1 saw #5 Soccer Den take down #2 Dr. Belanger Chiropractic with a score of 3-1. Lone snipe in a losing cause was Brister Slivovitz. For the winning squad Harry Dunne got his first of the year while youngster Wesley Beckstead had a pair including an absolute beauty from 25 out, going BarDown. Congrats to both teams as well for staying well past their bedtimes to see how the 8pm games finished off. Remember it's not about who wins or loses, but rather who has the most fun and both these teams are on a roll.

615 M2 pitt #1 TI Pie vs #8 DLK FC, and in week 5 we saw the #8 squad take down the #1 squad, sadly this could not be repeated as 1000 Islands easily dispatched the green machine with a 2-Love score. DLK hopefully gets on the right track after some injuries and no shows these last few weeks. Scoring again for winning squad was Cole Take it to the House Moorhouse as he's hot on the trails of teammate Iron Head for the Golden Boot. And making the headlines and showing the youngster how it's done was Will the Thrill Clarke with his first of the year.

800 M1 was a nail biter as team Trout took down the Doughboys in a shootout. In a losing effort Isaiah Beckstead added a single along with super spare not to be named. On the winning side captain Howard directed his squad with one of his own while Clark Moore rounded it out. When interviewed after the game Capt Howard said even with the super spares scoring both goals they still couldn't catch a fish. Soon after the reporter asked isn't young Beckstead a member of Gabes? Capt Howard admited to be feeding the reporter fake news in hopes of selling more bites.

800 M2 was worth the price of admission if looking for zero defence and lots of goals is what you want, as Keystorm rebounded with an 8-3 W over RPA. RPA kept it close early as Zach Burned his way through the D to tie it at 1 in the first half, but soon after that Keystorm was able to right the ship and take control. Jimmy the Greek scored a couple in a losing effort including one from 30 yards out over the vertically challenged Gibby. Meanwhile the ref lost ink writing down all the goals for the winning team so here they are, Killer Kowalski, Imad have you tasted my ShawarmaTaoufiq, Justin Chaisson, MacDaddy, Tommy do you hear me now Pilla, Isaiah Tunga and The Beer King adding a pair, could have been 3 if the ref didn't call offside.

Fun game for this week, find me the Movie Character in this write up and tell me the BMSL players actual name and the movie of reference. Cut-off date 5pm Tuesday, must be emailed to me with the following: 1. movie character name 2. BMSL player name 3. movie title. Winner will get a $25 gift certificate to 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria

Sevy

Published 2022-06-30 11:18:47 by Jeff Severson.

Week 6 Rankings (previous ranking)

1. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria (2) If you build it, they will come, and so far, Teddy has built an undefeated squad

2. Dr. Belanger Chiropractic (4) Defending champs spanking RPA jumps them up in the rankings

3. Keystorm Pub (3) Probably got caught looking ahead as they played #8 Gabriel Pizza, lesson learned young grasshoppa

4. Trout (3) Very good game played vs TI Pie, but a L is a L and down we go

5. Soccer Den (6) Dumb & Dumber figuring things out and putting some W's together

6. Gabriel Pizza (8) HUGE win vs the #1 ranked squad leap frogs them up a couple spots

7. RPA (5) Lady luck was not on their side as a 5-2 drubbing cements their status in the rankings

8. DLK FC (7) Can anyone tell me the song Tom Cruise sang in the car? Send me an email and everyone who correctly guesses the song and movie will get an entry into a draw for a $25 gift certificate of their choice. Cut off time for contest Tuesday 5pm June 28th. HINT, this is exactly what DLK FC is doing right now

Published 2022-06-24 10:07:46 by Jeff Severson.

Weekly Write Up Week 5:

Early game M1 featured #1 ranked Keystorm +2 favored over #8 ranked Gabriel Pizza. And a 2-goal differential it was, just in the opposite order of what Brockvegas odds had predicted. The Doughboys pulled off the major upset and got their first W of the year. Cyrus the Virus figured out how to have his feet do the talking with a pair of snipes alongside youngster Isaiah Beckstead with one of them being a beauty chip over a vertically challenged goalie (Gibby). Scoring in a losing effort was the veteran Justin Chaisson and the Beer King himself Owain Devlin, with his first career BMSL snipe. 

Early game M2 saw the defending champs once again stepping up to the plate and dispatching a worthy opponent with a convincing 5-2 victory. Leading the way for Dr. Belanger was Dylan Fournier with the hatty. Also scoring for Dr.B and getting bragging rights in the Poletta household, Danny Boy popped a couple past his brother. When asked after the game how it felt to score 2 on his brother, his quick response was I expected to score more as he sipped on a cold Coors Light. In a losing effort for RPA, Chris Johnson and Lefty Preston tallied their goals. Shoutout to goalie Chris Davidson who thought he was a skinny kid running a marathon until he realized he was a goalie and lost at half.

Late game M1 saw 2 teams lacking bodies as they combined for 2 spares total. Please remember to contact your captain early if you know you cannot make the game, I have a list of spares wanting to play so please let us know and we will find bodies to replace. Now after all that fun, Soccer Den continued to rise up the standings with a solid 5-1 victory. Pacing SD was spare Isaiah Beckstead with 3 (5 on the night isn't so bad) and Liam Bush with a pair. Sorry Liam hopefully get you officially listed on the rosters soon. On the losing side, Ashton "give this kid a dime to cut his hair" Selleck replied for his first snipe in a few years. Just think how fast you could be without that hair.

Late game M2 was a battle between #2 ranked 1000 Islands and #3 ranked Trout. This battle went back and forth with each team hitting a post or two. Heck even the goalies looked quick out there with Mittzy and Teddy running around to clear a few balls. In the end Cole Moorhouse led the way for TI Pie with both goals in a 2-1 victory. His first of the night came on a beauty touch from 30 yards out over an outstretched Mittzy. Lone reply for team Trout was captain Howard, to bad co-captain Nix couldn't finish from 10 yards out or this would have been a different game. Thankfully the crowd heckled the crap out of him on his 10-yard-wide shot.

Good luck to all teams in week 6

Sevy

Published 2022-06-22 15:59:18 by Jeff Severson.

As of now (3:56pm) soccer is still on for June 21st. Might be late decision if we get pounded with rain over next few hours, fingers crossed we don't and week 5 can be played. Good luck to all.

Sevy

Published 2022-06-21 15:57:15 by Jeff Severson.

NO soccer this week June 14th. Fields too wet and need time to recouperate. Fingers crossed week 5 will be a go. Follow schedule as set for week 5 with weeks 3 and 4 being rescheduled later in season if possible.

Commish

Published 2022-06-14 08:06:44 by Jeff Severson.

I think we all expected this with today's forecast! Tonight's games are cancelled due to the weather.
The season will continue from Game 4 as normal next week, and this week's Game 3 will hopefully be re-scheduled later in the season

Published 2022-06-07 18:40:28 by Shane Curless.

I think we all expected this with today's forecast! Tonight's games are cancelled due to the weather.

Published 2022-06-07 18:36:47 by Shane Curless.

Week 2 Round-up and Rankings

Sorry for the delay in posting scores, been away with limited internet access. So, without further wait, the write-up you've been waiting for:

615M1 game saw 1000 Islands win their 2nd straight with a tight 3-2 score in the first battle of the Doughboys. Lighting the lamp for Gabriel Pizza was Captain Smelly along with younger and more talented son Isaiah. Highlights for team TI shows the Gavin Clarke netting a single with golden boot leader Jaden Hayward sniping a pair. Look for these two pizza joints to battle again later in the season.

615M2 game saw Soccer Den rebound from an embarrassing week 1 performance to lay a whipping of their own onto team RPA in what appears to be a score of 7-2. Although I have been told multiple scores from team Capt the only scorers given to me adds up to 7, soooooo hopefully the dummies can get me exact names to correctly put score in. For RPA Chris Johnson scored for the 2nd straight week with Mason Wight getting on the board with his first of the year. That is about where the highlights end for team RPA. For Soccer Den, once again Farmer Eric played a role in scoring a couple. Also netting a couple saw Sidhu work hard and get rewarded. Rounding out the scoring was another Beckstead, Wesley scoring one, word on the street was no apple juice celebration after, this kid is focused on the job at hand! Nick Tahiani had one and Liam Bush with his first ever BMSL snipe I believe.

800M1 game put DLK Homelife up against the top ranked Keystorm Pub. And this game went as expected although the score was much closer this go around for DLK FC. It will not take too long to tell you who scored for DLK, as they had none. Meanwhile the other squad had the usual suspect in Bobby Mac along with AK4. Patrick PJ Johnston scored his first career BMSL snipe to put the score 3-0. Earning the donut for team Keystorm was Jack Gibbons

800M2 saw the bugs take over, oh wait sorry the fish I mean the fish took over. Yes, you heard that right, team Trout scored their first ever win with a 1-0 tight victory over Dr. Belanger Chiropractic. Look for these two teams to contend as the season goes along. Earning the shutout for team Trout was Andrew Mitton.

Week 3 Rankings (previous ranking)

1. Keystorm Pub (1) A convincing 3-0 win solidifies their spot atop the rankings
2. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria (3) Hey the theme of you keep winning you keep rising on up holds true here
3. Trout (5) An impressive clean sheet victory over Dr. Belanger moves them up 2 spots
4. Dr. Belanger (4) Even with their loss they hold onto the 4th spot
5. RPA (2) A drubbing at the previous 7th ranked squad takes them down a few notches this week
6. Soccer Den (7) Big W moves them up 1 spot but can they be trusted to continue on this streak
7. DLK FC (6) Hey what's the song Tom Cruise sings in his car in Jerry Maguire?
8. Gabriel Pizza (8) No where to go here so the doughboys keep their donut ranking

Published 2022-06-03 11:46:14 by Jeff Severson.

Week 2 Rankings (previous ranking)

1. Keystorm Pub (2) With a win against a solid team Trout the Keystorm secures top spot
2. RPA (3) New captain Sirmas gets his first win underhis belt and jumps up 1 in the rankings
3. 1000 Islands Restaurant & Pizzeria (5) Young guns come a blazing
4. Dr. Belanger Chiropractic (7) Defending champs show no signs of slowing down with the biggest jump in rankings this week
5. Trout (4) Tough loss vs solid team
6. DLK Homelief Real Estate (1) A complete opening night disaster has this sliding all the way from #1 to #6
7. Soccer Den (6) One positive was that their only goal was the best of the week in the league
8. Gabriel Pizza (8) New captains Rom and Smelly will look to get on track in week 2

Published 2022-05-27 09:25:03 by Jeff Severson.